maple syrup

That weird gooey liquid that bleeds out of most Canadians when you cut them open.

PASS THE MAPLE SYRUP HUDSON. WHAT, WE'RE OUT? WELL, I'LL GO GRAB THE MOOSE ANTLERS.

EH

by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019

maple syrup

something that has to be on the table before the pancakes

"Maple syrup has to be on the table before the pancakes."
-Rain Man,1988

by bfk94 September 6, 2010

rayple syrup

the syrup residue left after a hard raping

jon just got pwned so hard core, rayple syrup everywhere...it was nasty dawg

by mike nucci February 8, 2008

grandpa's old cough syrup

Grandpa's old cough syrup usually refers to a hot toddy. A drink made with one shot of whiskey, a half cup of boiling water, a spoonful of honey, and a splash of lemon juice. Variations include adding cloves and/or cinnamon sticks then letting the drink brew for approximately 5 minutes before serving.

The nickname of Grandpa's old cough syrup comes from the hot toddy being used as a cold/flu remedy.

You guys been doing a little bit of boozing? Sucking back on grandpa's old cough syrup?

by ztpruit December 14, 2010

corn syrup

Something that all food & drinks are made with, among millions of other ingredients.

"Don't believe me? Look at the ingredients of ANY food item."
-me

by Dave November 20, 2004

maple syrup sex

When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.

Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?

Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.

by Bedsheetgoddess February 3, 2015

Masculine Syrup

The product of male ejaculation.

Abby asked for Brody’s masculine syrup in her mouth

by Katdadddddy December 22, 2018