Gaston Switch-a-rooh

This is an unplanned sexual act. It occurs when a man is about to lick a girls clit but when he gets his head down there the smell gags him and he can't do it. But he likes the girl and doesn't want to embarass her so he quickly jumps up and shoves his penis in here mouth yelling "I forgot, ladies first."

Warren had been planning to eat Samantha all week at the party because he knew a girl as fine as her had to taste sweet but when his head got down there he had to pull a Gaston Switch-a-rooh.

by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010

Flipped my humanity switch

To turn off all emotions and feelings to protect yourself from getting hurt.

Vampire Diaries reference.

I was so hurt by you, but now i've flipped my humanity switch and don't feel a thing anymore!

by VampireDiariesLover October 27, 2015

Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's next gaming console that will put Nintendo at the top again. To be released in March 2017.

Dude, you managed to pick up a Nintendo Switch? Lucky bastard!

by ColdFire44 November 24, 2016

Bait and Switch

The policy used by Bell Mobility to get more money out of their customers. They will *bait* you in with offers of really good stuff, then switch the offers around behind your back, often with the excuse of "that was just a promotion" or "you must have changed it yourself"

Bell: We'll give you this really good plan.
You: I'll take it.
*bill arrives without the really good plan*
You: DAMNIT

by James Hannan April 26, 2005

Swithering

When you cant decide between 2 options

I'm swithering whether to have a pint or a vodka and Redbul

by The Popeys March 9, 2003

Switched On

To be in the zone and focused on a task or during an event. People put in stressful situation who are rolling with the punches and not getting hung up on things are switched on. First responders, military personel and those who deal with dangerous and stressful situations are known to become "switched on" when faced with an event.

"This looks like a pretty bad car accident, get switched on."

by aneumann May 27, 2017

Hungarian Switch

When you're hitting it from behind and you sneak out and let your buddy finish up while the girl is unaware.

Todd pulled a hungarian switch on his wife and now she's seeking a divorce.

by Baby Thrower 2000 December 22, 2022