swingers ad

Now mostly replaced by Internet bulletin boards and sites like Craig's List, these ads were placed in swingers magazines to publicize that men and/or their wives or significant others were available for sex with other couples or individuals. The ads, which were often accompanied by pornographic and near-pornographic photos of the female showing all but her face, usually described the physical attributes of the female and laid down the conditions under which such couplings were desirable.

When Bonnie and Mike were newlyweds and beginning to explore their mutual sexual fantasies and kinks, Mike pressured Bonnie to OK a swingers ad being placed in a magazine to see what kind of results they'd get. The ad read like this:

Headline: Lonely, Sex Starved, Cock Sucking, Cum Swallowing Wife

Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.

by July41944 August 3, 2009

Swiday

A time-period occuring weekly between friday afternon and saturday morning. This time is usually spent in an intoxicated state prefferably among other people.

The expression is commonly used among students to help plan the start of the weekend.

-What are you doing this swiday?
- Me? ...Probaly the ush, play some beerpong and drink too much.

This swiday is going to be rad!

by DanneMuttan September 27, 2011

Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.

Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."

by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

Swift The Kid

🔥🔥🔥 That mfr go harder than a mfr all his music straight FIREEEeEeE fr Dude gon blow tf up. He the only one in the 417 putting the Midwest on fr. I kno dude finna make it one day! He don’t give a fuck either homie got hands 👊 lowkey seen em drop two mfrs at the same time back to back. Real one. 💯

G: Yo you peep Swift’s new track?

OG: NAH!? Shit I missed a drop?

G: Just dropped that shit so hard he finna blow up
OG: Bet Ima check it and no cap homie on another level! 🔥🔥

Rodney: My Nigga no way you finna believe dis wild shii I be just done now found out! Shii crzy as hell cuh!

LeMelo : Whatchu talk-a -bout ?

Rodney : Ite so That new Swift The Kid we just heard....

leMelo : yuh? Wha bout it

Rodney : I ain’t kno al at to be talkin bout like at but somebody say he just signed a deal wit interscope!

LeMelo : HEAT I’m not even surprised foreal fr

by 1NDA$7R33TZ January 7, 2021

swilling

Drinking a large amount of liquid, at once, or over a period of time.

It was hot as hell yesterday, so we filled a ice chest with Bud Light, dumped in a couple bags of ice and sat under a shady tree...swilling, and telling lies! LOL

by talk2me-JCH2 February 13, 2021

A Big Dick Swinger

A Cranism for a person who most often is right and thus quite successful in their field

He's a Big Dick Swinger

by momomomco September 16, 2019

Switchblade and Thunder

Pretty much the deadliest alcoholic beverage you could ever intake.

All you have to do is take two things that taste bad, mix them, and drink.

It's a quick way to get drunk.

You guys are all so hammered already. I guess I'm gonna have to Switchblade and Thunder this bitch.

by Tommy Vancouver August 24, 2009