swedish

A person from Sweden. They have blonde hair blue eyes and are huge! Even the women are like 6" plus, and are usually hot! The men seem to have alot of upper body strength, this is to stop the foriegn men from having at there women.

African American "hey sexy blonde girl arent you tall and attractive, i bet your swedish, you get me!"

Swedish Girl "Jah i'm Swedish, you wanna buy me a drink!?"

Swedish Guy "Not going to happen! walk away puny man! before i must break you!"

by Tango169 August 14, 2006

Swedish Rape

To have sex with someone while they're asleep

Girlfriend: I've never raped anyone!
Boyfriend: You raped me last week
Girlfriend: What?!?
Boyfriend: You Swedish raped me last Saturday
Girlfriend: What the hell are you talking about?
Boyfriend: You woke me up with a blow job
Girlfriend: Oh for fucks sake. Well I won't do it again, okay?
Boyfriend: What? No, it was lovely dear, it's just an expression, it's considered rape in Sweden...
Girlfriend: You're such a dickhead

by magic teacup January 12, 2011

swedish cupholder

to use the female vagina as a toilet

I swedish cupholdered a chick last night she still smells

by sheerscorpion August 2, 2008

Swedish Yodeler

The Swedish Yodeler is when a guy spreads open his girlfriends vagina and screams/yodels something into it. He then procedes to press his ear to against the opening awaiting an echo similar to one received in a cave, mountain top, or gourge.

EX. Kevin gave his girlfriend a Swedish Yodeler but couldn't hear the echo cause of her loud mood music

EX. Miguel- Hey Anna, can i try the Swedish Yodeler on you.

Anna- Hell NO, go back and do it by yourself.

by MisterWigglez December 28, 2010

Swedish Backpack

When a man drops his handful of genitalia on an unsuspecting person's back, usually when the other person is bent over or lying down. Then the man must sing, "Borty, borty, borty!" like the Swedish Chef.

A fine gentleman is taking a romantic shower with his loving wife, when he "accidentally" drops his shampoo bottle. The wife does what any loving person would do: she picks it up. Then the man drops his balls and cock on her back and sings like the Swedish Chef, "Borty, borty, borty!" She has then been given her official Swedish Backpack.

by Lothar Aspirin February 23, 2009

swedish

the coolest people ever. dont ask why, we just are.

im swedish. my dad is part swedish.

by aswede June 17, 2007

Swedish Fish

A delcious fruity red candy

Unless your named ben and live in new york. Then its a real fish.

Normal Perosn says," Get me some swedish fish to eat for the movie."

Ben says, " Did you see how fast that swedish fish swam?"

by Benny April 15, 2006