salter ego

Describing someone that turns into a bitter resentful asshole when they lose or don't get their way.

After Bruce lost to Clark he got completely battered and turned into his salter ego.

by dilettante-elephant July 10, 2020

Salter

A person who jokes around too much that it gets a very annoying.

“He’s such a salter! He always jokes around and i can’t tell if he’s lying or not.”

by invanka trump July 12, 2020

saltercation

A loud to-do over whether and/or how much powdered sodium-chloride is added to someone's food, and/or whether da person chooses menu-items dat contain this tasty-but-unhealthy-in-excess seasoning.

Anytime you have one or more health-food hippies at a dinner-table along with a number of just-ye-typical-diet-consuming folks, there's always a decided risk of saltercations.

by QuacksO December 11, 2022

Swalker

A Tadpole with legs. The next generation of tadpole with larger genitalia.

Omg look at the swalker's crossing the road.

That Swalker is going to be tired after that long walk

by Mega Deal December 27, 2022

Swelter sesh

The overwhelming internal warmth derived from the simple act of sitting in the suffocating heat of a parked car after a long day in the frigid work space. It is often accompanied by dissociative scrolling on one’s phone or a blissful slip into the dreamscape.

“Sorry it took so long for me to respond to after work, I was having a swelter sesh in my car.”

As I sat in misery, shivering under the AC at work, I thought to myself, “I can’t wait for my swelter sesh.”

by Jroo5 October 17, 2024

Swallerd

Hillbilly for swallowed and used in a specific self loathing context only

When I was just an egg I wish I had just been swallerd up and not ever even given the opportunity to take root

by Sam U. L. Clemons June 7, 2025

TWAT SWATTER

WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.

GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER

by FRANKYJGARDENGROVE696969 December 5, 2010