Shaffer

Milk. Really White, almost or is translucent.

"Damn!!! you're almost as white as Shaffer! but you're not transparent!"

by Nirca November 8, 2009

swaffoe

a bum that is hiding under a rock with a crackpipe

look its a swaffoe he sleeps underneath a newspaper

by swaff1 May 19, 2007

Derek Shaffer

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.

I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

Swaffle

Active verb, refers to the practice of two sexual partners (generally overweight homosexual men, although heterosexual overweight partners can swaffle in rare instances such as anal or pegging) using desert-based condiments, such as whipped cream or syrup as a lubricant. The etymology of the word comes from the resemblance of the jiggling excess flesh, smothered in creams and syrup, to two swedish waffles on a plate. In this respect, 'swaffle' can be said to be a contraction of 'swedish waffle', although its uncontracted form is seldom used.

"I have maple syrup and some whipped cream, do you want to swaffle tonight?"

by Wordsmith87 March 1, 2009

Swafe

Hey, how ya doin', Stay safe etc. THis word was invented by Mr Gareth Thomas, brother of Adam.

(Walking past a friend or acquaintance) Swafe bro = hello , my friend. Stay safe.

by Kimmi November 14, 2003

Shaffer

1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error

1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.

by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008

swaffle

The art of,but not limited to: slapping a girl across the face with your cock,so hard after getting head from her,that you actually leave an imprint of your penis on her face,like a sunburn.

That chick over there is such a prep,I would swaffle her so hard she would have a black eye.

The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.

by Jakob hunt July 28, 2014