jesus serpent

when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni

"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also

"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"

by kindofanicon June 12, 2018

midgard serpent

When a guy's dick is so big, he wraps it around her neck, and while choking her, cums in her eye.

The wife had a hard time getting to sleep tonight, so I whipped my dick out and gave her the old Midgard Serpent. Bet she didn't see that cumming!

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

Fumundah Serpent

A form of grotesque water snake generally located in swamps or damp dark areas like caves or a well

Johnny: did you see that snake!!
Steve Irwin: yes Johnny that's called a fumundah serpent they are really deadly!!!

by HoonDingalicious April 1, 2020

The Serpent's Coin

The idea that on a "serpent's coin" (a coin where the head and tail are jointed -- becoming a figurative side-less coin) the odds are always erratic and unpredictable to serve as an easily understandable algorithm for our perception of infinite possibilities.

"To which what psychologically does hindsight bias and overconfidence blind us by the serpents’ coin -- to flip heads or tails for a 50/50 chance when in the unpredictable algorithm of existence the tail and head are only one i:e, the serpents’ coin."

- Alden Bernstein

Ah, must be The Serpent's Coin who decided it to rain today and for me to lose my job on the same day!

by anonymous September 10, 2020

steel serpent

A tiny bag full of drugs or narcotics that would make you get high

Aye bro, come and try this steel serpent, this shit bussin

by fetchilaskonish October 1, 2021

sidewalk serpent

Prostitute who spends time on the clock on sidewalks not to be mistaken for a lot lizard.

Did you see that Sidewalk Serpent in front of Burger King!

by Yohnny69 March 8, 2022

Brown serpent

A thick, long, snaking shit. Often finds its way halfway up the ubend and can possibly find its way to your bed in the middle of the night

I was watching Harry Potter last night and the basilisk looked like the brown serpent I dropped right before it! JK Rowling was so impressed when I showed her she blocked me!

by Reggiedownthestreet January 14, 2022