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Stumpy

A redneck drinking game played out in the country. It is played with a large tree stump, hammer, and nails. Everyone has a nail partly tapped in on the stump and a drink in their hand, preferably a beer. The rotation goes in a circle and each player must flip and catch the hammer mid air and hit someone else's nail. If they drop the hammer or miss a nail, they lose the turn. The last nail standing is winner.

This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury.
Bubba: Man, i got nothin to do tonight..

Bill: Wanna play some stumpy?

Bubba: Hell yea man, stumpy is the best, better grab some nails
by bubbfromthenorth November 21, 2011
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sompy

A mix between soft and swampy...sompy.
I took my shirt out of the dryer too early, therefore it is sompy.
Really wet grass that sinks...

In sentences:
"oh dangit! my shirt is all sompy!"
"wow...my foot is sunk in the sompy grass."
by Cody A September 17, 2008
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sumpin

Bitched version of the word something. It is most commonly used in the phrase "humpin' sumpin' new" which translates to "engaging in kinky sex."
Nice ass, Fido, I'm glad to be humpin' sumpin' new.
by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005
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Stumpy Hamilton

The act of anal penetration of a female in which she does not like it at first, and then gives in to the act.
I was having sex with my girlfriend when i decided to do her doggy style and try the Stumpy Hamilton.
by GRIZZ806 December 12, 2011
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Stumpy nugget

To take a little shit, about the size of a chicken nugget, freeze it and shove it up a girls pussy. After bringing the girl to orgasm eat her out. This results in the stumpy nugget.
I gave Jessica a stumpy nugget last night, she wanted it so bad!
by TheRinger March 19, 2012
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sumbyc

SUMBYC is an acronym: It's something you do when some twat is fucking you off and you can't say anything.
by Mrmagicman78 October 7, 2016
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Sumper

Shortened phrase "side jumper". A skier or snowboarder who goes off the side of the take off to a feature (rail or other obejects). Consequently only getting 6-18 inches of air, and looking like a novice at best.
This sumper isnt doing anything cool.
by Sammy9mm January 28, 2017
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