Mike Strutter is the most real character ever to be shown on MTV - he simply doesn't give a fuck. He's an american lawyer who loves alchohol, drugs, cigarettes, bar-fights, heavy-metal and has a desire to see people get hurt and most people gets on his nerves. He tags them all as "cocksuckers". He is characterized by having an extremely vulgar language. He shows remembrance of Joe Pesci in his attitude and language. Additionally, he advertises with his Strutter-Gear which is hilarious.
Mike Strutter:
"So under NO circumstances ever tell me, to get my fucking skates on, or I will brake your fucking nose!"
"Fucking useless Cocksuckers!"
"Now have a look at this little pricklicker.. he lands right on his fucking mushkee!"
"So under NO circumstances ever tell me, to get my fucking skates on, or I will brake your fucking nose!"
"Fucking useless Cocksuckers!"
"Now have a look at this little pricklicker.. he lands right on his fucking mushkee!"
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1.pontification under duress*
2.a kind of drunk muttering*
3.A kick-ass song by the greatest band ever, Jawbreaker. It's track 11 off of their last studio album, "Dear You"
2.a kind of drunk muttering*
3.A kick-ass song by the greatest band ever, Jawbreaker. It's track 11 off of their last studio album, "Dear You"
1,2&3- Go out and buy the cd and listen to the song. And when you're done, go out and buy all of their albums.
*note, these definitions are straight from Blake, the man who wrote the fucking song*
*note, these definitions are straight from Blake, the man who wrote the fucking song*
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Get the Smutter-butt mug.A high level of alcoholic inebriation that causes the inebriated to close one eye and can only converse through stuttering.
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Get the Stuttering Pirate mug.The most ghetto place in Folsom ca, a rich stereotypical white town, made of red bricks slowly collapsing under the layers of graffiti and gum. Here you’ll find a cesspool of fledgling fuckboys, overused swear words, girls with more attitude than IQ, a maximum of twelve good people, bad hair cuts, horrible decisions and an exceptional few good teachers that are bound to be sacked. It is charmingly nicknamed but students and rivals alike: slutter.
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