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Stuttering

The definition of stutter is when people name Ian make hesitation nosies and Autistic pauses
Stuttering is a major problem in Ian life, it sound like autistic hyenas
by Willlwsx July 26, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObleS Stutter When I, Angel Hellstrom Imaweli Jose RObles Tanna Speak<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObleS Stutter When I, Angel Hellstrom Imaweli Jose RObles Tanna Speak<.7.9.7.6.>
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Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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Reply Stutter

To wait at least a minute before giving a minimal response to a message in order to discourage conversation. Used to avoid the guilt of completely ignoring a person.
Man 1 (9:00): Sup?
Man 2 (9:08): Sitting around.
Man 1 (9:08): Same here.
Man 1 logged off (9:12)

Man 2 thinking: thank god that reply stutter worked so quickly
by SmithGroup January 25, 2011
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Stutter

Random guy: "He really pauses halfway through words a lot!" Another random guy: "I guess he likes to stuu--u-uter (stutter.)"
by TheLoveOfTheGame December 26, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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