by CrackSmokerSixtyNine April 10, 2022

A very disreputable and disgusting person. Any descriptive with the word "turd" can serve to stress the particularly egregious nature of the person's unpleasantness.
by Duckbutt December 7, 2005

When you sneak into the bathroom and take a wicked foul shit while a friend, housemate or family member is taking a hot, steamy shower. Upon dropping the aromatic deuce, do not flush and leave. The aromatic vapors will begin to permeate the shower steam rendering the showerer unable to escape the vile and putrid stench.
Roger returned to the dorm after class and found his dorm mate showering. Knowing he had pinned up quite the rancid beer shit from the party the night before, Roger did a steam drop. Within a few minutes, Roger could her cursing and violent retching from the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015

by Noobly1224 April 28, 2020

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.
by The Haitian Hot Box March 9, 2011

First you carve a regular jack-o-lantern. Then you eat a bunch of nasty mexican or chinese food until you need to have some disgusting diarrhea. Do that business in your pumpkin, take everything to the house of someone you don't particularly care for. Light a candle and place it gently on top of your shit. Close the pumpkin up and run away.
by smydanl November 1, 2010

When I said I wanted to fuck the shit out of her I really didn't expect my dick to come out looking like a steaming fudgecicle!
by Lgio April 20, 2013
