starbucks

starbucks is heaven in a cup

Today i went and got me some heaven in a cup, also known as starbucks.

starbucks by jaime kramer April 22, 2006

starbucks name 

The name you give to the Starbucks worker because they never, ever get your name right. Instead of using your real name, use your Starbucks name.

Maryam: Alright, just a black coffee please.
Worker: Name?
Maryam: Mary
...............
Because people probably cant figure out Maryam, she used her Starbucks name, Mary, to make her life easier.

starbucks name by Taylor the Absolute February 4, 2009

starbucks professional 

Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".

Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".

starbucks professional by OkieObserver September 28, 2014

Starbucks

The place that sells shit coffee and milkshakes

Tourist in Australia: Where is the closest Starbucks

Aussie: Holy fuck mate that shithole closed because we don't need that American shit near our coffee

Starbucks by Strayabitch March 10, 2016

Starbucks

White girl zone

Britney: Omg wanna go to Starbucks?
Tiffany: omggg yessss

Clarissa: I'm gonna get a double venti double shot nespresso iced coffee latte, extra cream no sugar, deep hot blend, roasted, extra hops, nespressalate double cream wipped.

Starbucks by Based on real life events August 29, 2016

Starbucks

A human gas station.

Hey lets go to Starbucks

Starbucks by Syrenrose July 30, 2017

starbucks twink 

A twink who works as a barista at Starbucks. Typically with a septum piercing. Can be found at every Starbucks as that is a twinks natural habitat. The hottest twinks work at Starbucks.

I just went to get some coffee and there was the cutest Starbucks twink

starbucks twink by Soyboy-sinner April 1, 2021