STALE FISH

When you shake someones hand and they give you a limp handshake, kinda like holding a stale fish...

Dude i shook corkys hand and he gave me a stale fish...

by Pepper 420 November 4, 2006

Stale Cornbread

When something is completly boring, uninteresting, or unamusing.

Q-Unit: Hey bro, didn't you holla at some girl last night?

Shel: Yeah, for a minute or two. I couldn't stand talkin' to her, cuz she was some stale cornbread.

by Shellie Shel March 21, 2008

Stale-Daddy

I don't know where this originated but iv'e been hearing it often. It is used when people get hushed or "hush mode".

A Stale Daddy is a face you make after someone hoed your life like-
i_i

A stale daddy is another form of hush mode

Person A- " You smell like tortilla chips and stale beans!"
Person B- " I..... Bitch i_i"
Random Background person-" I Sense a Stale-daddy!!!!"

Person A- "Yo mamma so fat she stupid!"
Person B- *Cricket cricket* i_i
STALE DADDY!!!!

(scenario is in a school and both people stand up and argue)
Person A- " Wit yo ol' retard butt"
Person B- "I kno u ain't talkin wit yo Dirty Ass"
Person A- *sits down* i_i
Person C- " DAT NIGGA GAWT A STALE-DADDY!!"

Person A- "Shut up bitch before i whoop your ass"
Person B- i_i
Person C- "Now that's the biggest Stale-Daddy i ever seen"

by Stale-Daddy_King January 9, 2011

Stale Chips

To describe something that is totally weak, lame, stupid, or horrible.

This class is stale chips....SO boring!

Stale chips, my cat just died.

by oweng84 January 26, 2011

Stale tortilla vibes

The vibe that comes with having to write functions as a linear combination of the Legendre Polynomials in spherical coordinates.

"Yo man, that homework last night was giving me serious stale tortilla vibes."

by vibes69 December 5, 2019

stale ham sandwich

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.

Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.

by Mountain Penguin April 10, 2018

Stale Red Light

Opposite of a stale green light.

This is when you're approaching an intersection and the light for your direction has been red for a considerable amount of time. With expectations of it becoming green very soon, you do not brake or plan to stop, and rely on it becoming green by the time you get there.

-"Dude, slow down, there's a red light."
-"Relax, it's a stale red light, it'll be green by the time we get to the intersection... probably"

by The Luke Man August 25, 2009