Stale coochie 

A smell similar to uncooked fish and a dirty fish bowl

Why that girl smell like stale coochie

Stale coochie by Ayyo kris June 24, 2016

Stale Penis 

A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people

Phill went to toms house and ended up winning a game of stale penis.

Stale Penis by Chickenman369 June 2, 2018

Stale pop tart crust

Noun: the magic food no one actually likes, but it is necessary.
Noun: my name

Dave: I never eat the stale pop tart crust, only the magic inside.
Don: I do.

Dave: yea well you’re a creep.

Stale pop tart crust is the bomb at making definitions. He is useful.

Stale pop tart crust by Stale pop tart crust December 31, 2019

Stale Sock 

A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)

Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this

You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"

Stale Sock by RegisteredSex January 18, 2022

Stale Turtle 

A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you

I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.

Stale Turtle by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023

stale fish 

A Stale Fish is when you sleep with someone that doesn't do much of anything except lay there like a stale fish.

He slept with her and said she was a stale fish

stale fish by TagIt84 August 26, 2013

stale cracker 

an old, ornery white person

Man, Donald Trump is a stale cracker

stale cracker by HippOsiris January 15, 2018