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Snakes

The absolute worst thing to have on your plane.
ask Samuel L Jackson or Keenan Thompson, Snakes are no fun to have on your plane.
by Nellville Flynn April 20, 2006
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Apache Snakeskin

When you are getting jerked off and the lotion on the girls hands wears off and it feels like you are getting an indian burn on your junk, then tearing the thin layer of skin off your penis, resembling the shed skin of a snake.
dude it was terrible, my girlfriend accidentally gave me an apache snakeskin last night because we ran out of KY. now my wiener is all blistery and scabbing.
by iluvtogetskiied July 27, 2010
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Nation States

A really good online game. Only gets boring for people with no imagination or commitment.
Don't like Nation States? Go back to your stupid Runescape then, retard.
by Grenade Launcher February 2, 2004
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land sakes alive

Used as a general term of exclamation or surprise similar to oh my lord, or oh my goodness, or oh shit. Mostly used by people in the 1930's, 1940's, and 1950's. Possibly a minced oath (softened form of swearing) substitute for "For the Lord's sake."

See also land sake.
Land sakes alive, my grandmother said. That sure was a swell sunset.
by Bret_in_Mesa January 12, 2008
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two snakes

When you roll a pair of dice and get 2 twos.
"Ok, I have 2 dice left to roll...shake...rattle...roll...2 twos!"

"you just rolled two snakes"
by dboyroy December 19, 2008
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Joonited States of America

Al Pacino's pronunciation of "United States of America" in the movie Scarface, in which he was faking a Cuban accent.
Are joo communist? I do not come to Joonited States of America to be treated like this? Joo can't do nothing to me that Castro has not already done!
by Trinadtsat Tomitsu May 18, 2006
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Divided States of America

The United States under the Trump-Pence Administration
What if the Divided States of America is the new United States of America?
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 17, 2020
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