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Springeresque

An adjective that decribes a situation that involves extreme and ongoing drama.
A springeresque life.
by Archeo Bob April 29, 2010
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Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.
Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.
by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012
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skringersur

Skringersur is when you get mad because someone, who's better than you irl, steals your teammates in a coop-game.
1. He got so skringersur because I'm playing with you now.
by plazmatic November 23, 2013
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Splinter

1. To make someone orgasm

2. For boys make them hard

3. For girls make them wet
Gurrrlllllll I made him splinter only on first base I am that damn fine!
by Kittykatrowr June 12, 2018
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Splinter

Splinter is a part of a bigger whole and reminds you it is about the little things in life. It is a true-hearted and open-minded person. A great listener who also keeps an edgy tongue. Don't be misguided by his appearance. Though he's looking sharp on the outside, he is absolutely sweet on the inside and always willing to share his wisdom. You could say he is one of few, and if there was a pocket edition of Splinter you would always want to carry him around.
1. Omg, he's looking sharp, he looks like a Splinter!

2.

Person 1: He is a bit of a hard candy shell, soft nougat center, isn't he?
Person 2: Yeah, that's a Splinter!
by KC78 December 3, 2021
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shintersplash

when you take a fat dook and the toilet water splashes on your ass
I just took a shit, and now my butt is covered in shintersplash!
by BowlerHatGuy January 9, 2023
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chip splinter

When you're eating a potato chip and it jabs the top of your mouth and breaks off.
*eating chips* "Ow! I just got a chip splinter!"
by Grillbae May 17, 2017
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