splorting

To splort or the act of splorting, is when a man/woman orgasms so hard, the sound of the cum leaving the urethra can be heard.

Dan: Ugh, she stuck her finger in my butt and hit the G-Spot just right. I was splorting so hard.

by MazinLaw14 March 5, 2017

sporking

verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.

Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.

by spissatus February 4, 2010

sporking

Spooning in bed with an erection

We were spooning and he got an erection, so we were sporking

by J.S. Klein July 19, 2012

snortingly

Adjective. Amusing with a tinge of irony, indignation, derision, or incredulity; contemptuous mockery expressed by suddenly expelling breath through the nostrils, often accompanied by an eye-roll and feigned smile/bared teeth.

"It was snortingly funny that the road rager who cut me off had a 'namaste' bumper sticker."

by Auntie's Helmet October 3, 2013

Spomting

A misspell originally by Diamond Tiki on a Tales of Lumin Stream.

Quick find spomting to hit it with.

by Superkiak, SuperKyak September 16, 2016

Sporking

Spooning but pointy; gay spooning.

Dude those guys were sporking each other all night.

by Wassupninja October 6, 2016

Snorting on snow

Term used to describe someone who sniffs cocaine

Got a white bitch snorting on snow

by Mwaeni July 10, 2018