Spotted Dick

Something Morgan Freeman has.

Spotted dick.. I thought that was something Morgan Freeman has.

by TheJockStrapStrangler August 8, 2016

SPOTTED OWL

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.

A SPOTTED OWL is when you are having anal sex with a chick on the rag and you yank out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.

by Bernie: May 8, 2006

spotted cow

Rural English slang: female virginity. Encountered mostly in suggestive songs.

I asked "My dear, why do you cry?"
"I've lost me spotted cow!" said she.
"Then let us search within your lawn!
And we shall see what we shall see"

by Weaselsmasher May 10, 2006

spooked

Gumpy and droopy-eyed.

I knew a girl in highschool that was spooked.

by BC January 22, 2005

Spooked

the feeling that somewhere there is a black person breaking into someones house

bro, i was spooked last night

by thefunnymen May 22, 2011

spooned

to be ownedowned

you have been spooned

by lucas halpert January 27, 2003

spotted owl

The term spotted owl means ass.

It originated on the TESF board where it automatically replaced the word "ass" through the autocensor. Once the board switched to replacing curse words with the word "censored" in brackets, the term's intentional use increased as older members referenced the old autocensor.

You're such a spotted owl.

by awesofrickintastic October 23, 2007