Aqua Spluge

A man who ejaculates in a pool. Mainly during sex with a girl but he can be by himself.

"Man You actually banged her last night?"
"Yea we were in your pool?"
"Aww come on Aqua Spluge my family swims in there"
"Not any more"

by Charles Jonnnysonsin September 13, 2006

Splange

A girls smelly vagina

She's got a right splange

by jen68 December 7, 2006

nancy spungen

Totally useless sack of crap, a manipulative schemer that would do anything to have her way and didn't give a shit about anybody but herself. One person that knew her called Nancy "the most unlikeable person I've ever met", which sums her up nicely.

If there is a God, Nancy Spungen is shoveling shit in hell.

by The Dodger November 9, 2004

Splurge

The sound one makes while fisting/shafting a person in the arse while that person is in the throes of a huge and violent bowel movement.

"My fist is touching something which feels bigger than King Kongs first dump of the day!"

SPLURGE!

by angrysplurge July 9, 2009

splunker

someone who splunk'd another by taking their private info and exposing it for the world to see.

Abdul splunk'd MSN's search data so any splunker can find 'tranny sex' queries.

by Trans-Dre O'Dools August 22, 2006

spludge

a verb used to describe the mechanics of a slug's movements; becoming increasingly accepted in the scientific community, the word is used in the same way you would describe a snake slithering or a horse trotting

Michael - "Wow! Look at that slug sliding along on that piece of trash."
Randy - "He's not walking along! It's a spludge! Not a goddamn walk! He's spludging along.... bastard."

by imverygay August 22, 2014

Splung

A medical conditon, primarily affecting homosexual men, who when giving oral sex, breath in at the time of their partners ejacuation. Thus results in the Spunk being aspirated into the lung. Therefore resulting in spunk on the lung, or Splung. The sufferer, will result in having a cough, and may develope pneumonia unless treated quickly.

medical condition: ' I think I have splung'
or
'hold your breath bitch cos i'm about to explode and you dont want to get splung now!'

by Mike-p May 7, 2007