When you have a curry the night before (ie Korma) and it changes the colour of your shit to a Custard like one
by VoodooDude February 09, 2004
The action of a mobile phone or tablet falling from your one handed grip and falling on your face, whilst laying back and masturbating to porn, explicit images or facetime on your phone
Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.
by dutchrudder May 13, 2015
A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.
by Eatoutalexesass February 01, 2018
A basic bitch who wants to be cool so they play splat dualies purely for the attempt of adding a coolness factor by going akimbo
by Some girl741 June 08, 2023
The sound snot makes as it exits the nasal passages and hits 1 or 2 ply paper at full force.
You can tell when it's coming by a loud SNORT beforehand. Similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb.
Common with sick people and 5 year olds.
You can tell when it's coming by a loud SNORT beforehand. Similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb.
Common with sick people and 5 year olds.
"I dropped a can of soup and I swear it sounded like the projectile snot splat Lesly made last week."
by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 31, 2010
by Tenterden321 November 27, 2016
A sexual act the involves the game of hockey. It is done when a naked male plugs into the butthole of a female, she than inserts a hockey stick into her vagina. This act can only be successfully done when they skate in tandem and score a goal. After the goal, the male than ejaculates and in celebration thrusts the female into the boards. Once the vagina extracting hockey stick hits the boards it than flings the female into the sky and creates a bloody bug splat into the plexy glass.
by NanoNonesense April 18, 2020