Sparkling Turd

What you get the next day after drinking too much Goldschlager.

I took a dump this morning, and it wasn't until I saw the sparkling turd that I realized just how much Goldschlager I drank.

by LittleJohn73 September 20, 2010

sparkle

What the Twilight vampires do.

Edward Cullen: LOLZ I SPARKLE
Bella Swan: OMG EDWARD U IS A DISCO BALL
Edward Cullen: inorite

by Todderslol June 15, 2009

Sparkle pussy

1: feeling very flattered and horny at the same time

2:when strap a woman (object) to a metal table and lock her up with chains then grap the stolen glitter from you local kindergarten then sprinkle it on her pussy on the out side and inside

(hint if your Italian you have to sprinkle it the Italian way) then fuck her with the glitter bottle

Man: let’s have sex
Woman (object):no, let’s do sparkle pussy
Man:that’s a great idea

by Sparkle pussy April 4, 2019

Sparkle Fag

Person who has read all three Twilight books, makes references to all four of them, and either loves Edward Cullen or Jacob Black and hates Bella.

Bea said, "I wish my boyfriend sparkled."

Mac looked at his girlfriend and said, "Sparkle fag."

by Felix n Chewy August 17, 2009

Sparkle Squad

A group of young adult males or females that keep their genitals and pubic regions very clean. They are so clean that they 'sparkle' down there.

I'll only go down on a girl if she's part of the Sparkle Squad. Only clean and shaven vagina for me, thanks.

by Laffytaffy12 April 26, 2011

Sparkling Carl

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty.

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty. This makes a Sparkling Carl!

by Playajiggajc July 29, 2011

Sparkling water

The most beautiful beverage a person can consume
Thurst quenching and refreshing

Wow its warm today i could really use a glass of sparkling water

by Haydayfarmer1 April 9, 2021