I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.
by jjackson74 September 27, 2012
When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.
by Caesar The Baby May 24, 2018
“Hey can I have a pod”
“Of course you can. December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs. ”
“Of course you can. December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs. ”
by Bellygoose December 18, 2019
A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.
Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”
Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”
Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”
by honeybabybooboobear December 06, 2023
The act of a man releasing his masculine fluids inside a woman's belly button. While time passes the jyzz turns into a crust-like form. The woman then picks the jyzz out with her finger before sucking on it until she receives intense cotton mouth.
by kamasutra's protégée August 18, 2011
The feeling you experience after large throat irritation. Usually brought on by heart burn but could be felt after giving amazing head.
by Tonibaloni April 03, 2021
being afraid to contact people and left them out and don't contact them at all to not confront yourself with apologies or reasons why you don't contact them. Kind of self-protection. One's doing it especially to people you don't see often for example: aunt, uncle, grandparents, long distance friendships, e.g...
"My parents? Oh I am sparing them. Had no time tho",
"I am only sparing - I'm gonna die alone AHAHAH"
"I am only sparing - I'm gonna die alone AHAHAH"
by Zappelli May 05, 2020