spank ho

(n) 1. inferior/disposable fuck buddy; not to be used more than 3 times within 12 consecutive months. "Break Glass only during Emergency".2. Like drinking coffee after brushing your teeth, they taste foul, don't ever vacuum a spank ho's carpet. 3. Co-dependent and generally lacking self-respect, a spank ho will latch on to you tighter than a bear trap so exercise extreme caution when "walking through the forest". 4. Someone YOU WOULD kick out of bed for eating crackers.

"Broke up with my girl, Fuck-buddy has a man now, Gotta find me a spank ho!!!"

by Darkhelmet February 2, 2006

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spank to fuck ratio

The ratio of times one masturbates to the number of times he's has sex over a certain period of time.

Hey Kenny, what's the spank to fuck ratio lately? Ah, about 100 to 3.

by Weird Caress May 11, 2008

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spank account

The mental "bank account" where you memorize thoughts or images you want to think about later while you masturbate (spank).

Oh my God look at Elizabeth today...she looks so HAWT. Those jeans are definitely going into my spank account.

by Black@Heart October 22, 2010

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spank you

often used in place of "thank you," and resond to with "your rectum."

Here's your 'ritto.
Why, spank you!
Your rectum.

by Calo November 1, 2003

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Spank bank

A mental collection of visual images one stores in ones mind to remember later for purposes of 'self pleasure' see: masturbation. Entered into the spank bank are an array of images of people (usually ones you want to bone) in either suggestive or totally non-sexual situations generally seen in real life.

Ie; a girl in a mini skit, a low cut top and/or heels/A girl waiting at a traffic light eating a lollipop. A girl bending over to pick up a coin. A girl at a club making out with another chick.

A guy doing push-ups at the gym. Guys at the office etc...

Nate: Damn! did you see that bitch eat that banana?

Matt: Hell yeah...she deep throated that shit!*...that's going in my spank bank.

Amber: ewe...you guys are sick!

by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008

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