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southern rock

Perhaps the greatest thing to ever come from classic rock, which is, in itself great. Southern rock puts a southern spin on classic rock. The guitar riffs are different, using a more honkey tonk style than general classic rock. It is a step between early country, (which was a bit slow) classic rock, (the best genera of music yet to exist) and modern country (which more or less sucks). All in all, southern rock is a great genera.
Southern rock artists include: Lynyrd Skynynrd, and the Allman Brothers
by Ceolwulf September 7, 2008
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SMU - Southern Methodist University

A picturesque, sprawling campus located in the heart of beautiful Dallas, Texas. While some novices to grammar and/or correct punctuation may sling in comments from the sidelines - i.e. the people who've never been to or live near SMU - in regards to SMU stereotypes, such as everyone is rich, drives a BMW, and comes from Highland Park, the reality of the school is far from this fabricated fiction. SMU offers over 70 majors to students, and its student-body consists of students from all 50 states and over 200 countries. As a full-scholarship student, I'll refer you to SMU's top ten business school in the world; its #2 dance department in the country; its CCPA department, which has won three consecutive national championships for debate and research, as well as the 2005 award-winning legal debate team; its advertising institute, which has won two consecutive national advertising campaigns, including one for the State of Florida; its journalism department, which consists of numerous former Pulitzer-prize winning journalists, such as Craig Flournoy, who also is a contributing writer for the Columbia School of Journalism Review; and its graduate schools - a top tier law school, a top-five MBA program, housed by a new $18.3 million, state-of-the-art building, and many other graduate programs.
Please disregard the stereotypes - which almost always come from individuals who have been rejected by SMU.
To Note - SMU will most likely be the location of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Do you think that the president would choose SMU if it were substandard? Think about it.
by L.B. - SMU Alumna May 2, 2005
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Southern Shower

Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.
"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.
by MarkWT February 18, 2009
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southern glaze

a prominent, often perpetual perspiration beaded on a person's forehead while they live or stay in The Southern U.S. States because of heat and humidity. This looks cool and adds character to a blues singer but can be gross for anybody else.
Dude, use a hankie to wipe off that nasty southern glaze!
by busterboner August 28, 2009
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Dumb Southerner

What Donald Trump really thinks of his base as.
Flunky: Mr. President, what do you think of your Attorney General?
Trump: “This guy is mentally retarded. He’s this dumb Southerner ."
by yourmamatoo September 5, 2018
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southern mullet

Pubic hair that is long in the back, towards the asscrack, and short in the front.
by grandpoopba69 August 12, 2003
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