Solomon
A hilarious boy who knows just what to say to make you laugh, and can carry on a conversation for years. Solomon allso has a massive cock and can down 4 pints of beer simultaneously under 3.2 seconds. Solomon allso has been seen to head butt one man and all the other men in that saw it woke up with a headache the next day.
A hilarious boy who knows just what to say to make you laugh, and can carry on a conversation for years. Solomon allso has a massive cock and can down 4 pints of beer simultaneously under 3.2 seconds. Solomon allso has been seen to head butt one man and all the other men in that saw it woke up with a headache the next day.
by Big belly buster November 23, 2021
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by dnenen November 23, 2021
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Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.
Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.
Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
A: Okay, so we can either go to Taco Bell or fuck.
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!
A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!
A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
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