tools with SoAlz

The pure definition at a man’s man. He eats impact drivers and small fasteners for breakfast and washes it down with Makita fan girl tears. He’s a brute of a man, standing at 8’19” tall and weighing just shy of 800 pounds and still wears a shmedium size shirt. The only thing that can hurt this man is a punch to the gut by a Ridgid store rep telling him they are discontinuing the high torque hammer drill (which would crush any man’s soul). He’s know to frolic around the tool section at Home Depot and has also been seen climbing the face of the Hoover dam with nothing but a shop vac and a pair of made in the USA Milwaukee deep reach needle nose pliers. He currently resides in the mountain ranges of the central plains where he has made a following on social media and thrives on his OFs channel featuring him and of course a hammer drill.

Wow, look at that SoAlz! He’s a real impact!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh it’s just Tools with SoAlz.

I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.

by KansasTools November 1, 2023

Sofala

Cool people thats right ily sofala!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude 1:Damn! she's smokin!

Dude 2: yup thats sofala

by odawdwdad July 20, 2009

Dirty Solana

When a girl named Solana grabs 3 Rice cakes and proceeds to shove them up a males anal cavity, she then begins to eat the rice out of the asshole until she is satisfied.

“Babe I’m so hungry, come over here and let me perform a dirty Solana on you”

by Lovely_Peaches_69 April 16, 2020

solaire

sun god of Lordran. Son of Gwynn of the first flame.

guy 1: how do i get multiplayer?
guy 2: talk to the sun god, Solaire.

by #praisethesun March 28, 2014

Quantum of Solace

22nd James Bond Movie

I am looking forward to seeing Quantum of Solace

by beep.beep March 7, 2009

@solairamu_

This word could be used to describe anything, it's universal. An @solairamu_ has all personalities and aspects of a person known to man. From physical appearances to any emotion, an @solairamu_ can be used in any scenario imaginable.

It's as hot as an @solairamu_ out here, isn't it?

by @solairamu_ dad June 9, 2020

Solace

A clan in a game called Runescape that treats there old Se clan buddies like royalty but give the new members a hard time even when they are the same rank has there old friends.

Which has caused a new clan to form and surpress Clan Solace.

Did you see solace dominating at members gate? They then ran when zhandaly died.

by SMDbobbilly409ULIEDTOBANME May 15, 2011