cockrifice

The extraordinary costs and effort a gay man would go through in order to have sex. Includes, exhaustive walks across inhospitable terrains to reach remote cruising areas, 3am ventures into darkened urban green spaces and fingertip calluses from endlessly swiping Grindr screens...

"It was pouring down with rain and I hadn't slept in days when he pinged me on Grindr at 2.35am. I walked for two hours to his hovel but the sex was wild. It was definitely worth the cockrifice!"

by Freddy12in August 1, 2025

Sacrifice the ROOOK

When you're in chess then gothamchess sacrifices his juicy rook and screams so loud your ear bleeds

"In this position, magnus sacrifice the ROOOK"

by Thepwnzor September 25, 2025

liquid sacrifice

Cum/semen

Give me that liquid sacrifice

by Doomfart May 2, 2023

Child sacrifice

Yeah in the child-murdery way. Because he was too scared to do anything other than cry and tremble for years and now he wants to pretend he's done something other than stop caring whether or not children die.

Hym "Hey, Noooo... That's not what you did. There was a NOT retard-murdery way to call my bluff. There was a not retard-murdery way and and you did the retard-murdery way instead of the 'swallow your pride and allow yourself to be summoned' way. You chose child sacrifice over humility. That's you. You did that and are doing everything in your power to act as though you didn't."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2023

nut sacrifice

When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.

She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.

by erockyoutoo September 19, 2023

My Snackrifice

When you get a snack that your significant other does not like the look or smell of, so you put it back and get a different and not-so-offputting snack to enjoy in their company.

Person 1 - "Eww, that really stinks babe, it's making me sick to my stomach!"

Person 2 - "No problem babe, (*sings to Creed's My Sacrifice* - It's my Snackrifice!"

by Misterchrister December 28, 2023

My Snackrifice

When the snack you have chosen to enjoy next to your partner does not look or smell good to them and you put it back in favor of a not-so-offputting snack choice.

Person 1 - "Eww, babe that snack stinks...it's making me feel sick!"

Person 2 - *Singing in the style of Creed's "My Sacrifice"* " No problem babe, it's My Snackrifice!"

by Misterchrister December 28, 2023