snufflepump

When you have a cold but really want to masturbate, snufflepump is the act of disguising your fapping sounds with sniffing.

"I had the best wank last night."
"Weren't you bed-bound and sick?"
"Yeah, but I snufflepumped that shit and nobody was the wiser."

by yelloworanges October 31, 2019

Snufflecunt

Dirty little piggies that root out profit from shit. In early 2020, no shortage of them qeueing at your door to take your money while you stay at home to avoid a pandemic. Like a pig finding truffles.

Dirty Snufflecunts keep posting me life insurance offers.

by Poopwords May 8, 2020

Snuffleupagus

An upagus who catches the COVID.

The snuffleupagus ran out of tissues, but thankfully, his sniffles subsided.

by TruthBeTold_22 October 16, 2020

Snufflechugagus

When you spill your entire beer on your genitals and try to convince people it's the best way to experience the hops.

Dude, you don't Snufflechugagus IPA's? Butt chugging is for Millennials...

by FrickinMighty June 26, 2021

Snufflegrunts

The noises that a pug makes.

Mr. Sprinkles snufflegrunts, although endearing to the ear, expel a fine mist of snot in the air.

by SucculentCandy March 20, 2023

snufflesnof

when something falls out of the sky and lands on your left shoe

AW SNUFFLESNOF! where did this egg come from?

by britt0ngrace April 2, 2023

Snuffle job

When a women attempts to sniff a penis inside of her nose but instead ends up tickling the penis to ejaculation

"Woah man, last night Jenny gave me a snuffle job and I blew a load right up her left nostril"

"Good job Kenny"

by Mad Dawg Marty July 16, 2023