squdge

When someone comes over to you and pushes your face together in their hands so that you look like some kind of deformed fat baby.

Person One: Come over here I want to squdge your face

Person Two: No go away ¬¬

Person One: *goes over and does it anyway*

Person Two: =(

by vampire129 November 2, 2009

sludgebanging

A form of headbanging adapted for the sludge metal genre of music. It is a full body motion often performed with bent knees that involves an initial leaning-back followed by a vigorous lunging-forward motion in which the sludgebanger's head can come dangerously close to hitting the ground. Pro sludgebangers are known to be capable of bringing their foreheads to within 10 - 20 nanometers of the ground without contact.

Band members of the popular sludge metal band ISIS can be seen sludgebanging during live performances.

by Doug Grz January 21, 2008

Smudge

Another Cat youtuber Brett Thompson has. He is half brothers with Zazzles

Smudge and Zazzles.

by BrettZazzles May 20, 2022

Dirty Sludge Pump

A man positions himself quite precariously on a womans face so that her nose just barley slips into his butthole and so that his nuts may, if he so chooses, slowly sink into her mouth giving her a tea bag. Then women proceeds to "jerk the man off", the man then proceeds to take a dirty black colored shit all over her face. This black color can be acheived from intaking excessive amounts of vodka. It's quite the experience.

"I say darling, that dirty sludge pump you gave me earlier had such a rich color and flavor."

by Tonger10 June 23, 2009

Sludge

Sludge metal (aka Sludge Doom) is a genre of metal that takes inspiration from Doom Metal. Sludge is kind of like the raunchy cousin of Doom. Sludge is very prominent in the South, many of the earliest bands on the scene began there (particularly in New Orleans area) such as Eyehategod. Sludge metal is typically more aggressive than doom, taking inspiration from punk (indeed members of EHG and Down formed Crust punk band Arson Anthem). Lyrical content generally focuses around suffering, drug and alcohol abuse, and politics. Some bands include:
The Melvins
Superjoint Ritual
Weedeater
Buzzov*en
Eyehategod
Rwake (pronounced 'Wake')
Down
Isis
Neurosis
Jesu
Baroness
Crowbar
And many others. Bands such as The Melvins have been credited to have first touched on and inspired the sludge sound, and Eyehategod is generally credited to have broken the scene open.

Me and my buddies were listening to some music and drinking, and not much is better to drink to than some Sludge metal. So I popped in Eyehategod's album Southern Discomfort followed up by Down's A Bustle In Your Hedgerow, and Crowbar's Sonic Excess In Its Purest Form.

by Sludge Swamp January 14, 2009

dump smudger

A less that effective type of toilet tissue which redistributes rather than removes your flithy mess.

Has anyone got any dump smudger, I've got a turtles head and am about to autograph my underpants with the poo crayon

by ponkyboy October 15, 2004

Sudge

A gooey, sometimes slimy, and often chunky substance, resembling a well blended potato soup. Sometimes used as an action. Often used in the presence of other words such as "slug," "crust," or "crudge." Not to be confused with sludge.

1. "Ewww, looks like a big ol' pile of sudge."

2. "Teach me how to Sudgey."

by Sudgeman January 1, 2011