Shopportunistic

Capitalizing on unique shopping prospects, which goes hand in hand with finding premium parking (if there's no valet services) for optimum effect.

Mr. Jenkins: It says here on your resume that you're quite shopportunistic? I don't understand.

David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.

Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.

by tedwilli9 December 20, 2008

Sloppy Chocolate

n. a fat african american person

A-Philly is such a sloppy chocolate!!!!!

by Dikembe Mutumbo June 4, 2003

A1 sloppy toppy

The act of giving some bomb ass head

I gave him some A1 sloppy toppy last nite and now he won't stop calling me

by ErikaLust May 3, 2018

Sloppy Ronald

A confused, dumbass, ridiculous, messy individual, mostly of the drunk type.

Amanda was dancing like such a SLOPPY RONALD last night.

Jade drank a 30 rack by himself and is all over that girl like a SLOPPY RONALD.

Katie spilled her beer like a SLOPPY RONALD.

by Katie 'Dubs' W. December 20, 2008

Sloppy Carlton

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.

I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.

by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009

sloppy minhas

The act of taking a sloppy wet liquidy brown taco bel style shit.

Don't go in there for a bit; I just took a sloppy minhas

by LividJet January 28, 2015

sloppy toppy

Great wet sloppy oral sex

Amanda, whats good with some sloppy toppy?

by Groovy Lou212 January 23, 2011