muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.

1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.

by jokitier December 1, 2011

Butt smuggling the midnight salami

sex

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."

by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015

Smeg Smuggler

A man who does not clean his smeg from under his foreskin therefore smuggles his smeg to various destinations.

You are a smeg smuggler.

by BigDizzle & Chevron July 27, 2017

Breast Smuggler

A female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.

Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.

My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Potato Smuggler

The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.

"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."

by RichardT January 31, 2008

Chubacca Smuggler

a dumb hoe that has a huge bush but she still wears a bikini so the bush hangs out the side(s).

Mike: Damn Jim, look at the pubes on that girl!
Jim: I wouldn't touch that Chubacca Smuggler with a 40 ft. pole!!!
Mike: You're in luck, I have a 42 ft. pole
Jim: Hell yeah, pole fucking

by i'm a map! April 10, 2010

drug smuggling

Bringing drugs from a different country

In the 2013 film, "We're The Millers" they smuggled marijuana from Mexico to the United States by sneaking it in which is drug smuggling."

by 69bigbootyjudy69 December 24, 2013