smoothie king

place where they sell blended fruits with nutritional powders...and have the hottest employees!!!!

Let's go to smoothie king to get a smoothie and to see that hot guy!

by klm! August 16, 2008

hand smoothie

Giving a hand job with cut up fruit in your hand

Dude she gave me a hand smoothie last night!!

by DZphantom July 2, 2015

Pizza Smoothie

When lesbians are having period sex with a strap on, but the strap on is an Italian sausage.

**If you wrap the sausage in a condom it is a Detroit style pizza smoothie (b/c the "sauce" is on top).

I already earned my red wings... Let's make a pizza smoothie!

by Fartfactory, CEO February 28, 2020

Road Smoothie

Received oral pleasure while you are driving down the hihgway

I was getting a good road smoothie while I was driving to Vegas with my escort.

by E-man May 28, 2003

salmon smoothie

A mixture of menstrual (period) blood and semen. Typically post coital.

She was on top of me and it was like a salmon smoothie down there afterwards

by SheSaidItFirst January 10, 2019

Mexican Smoothie

When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.

“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”

by TigerWoods June 1, 2020

school smoothie

When you take all your disgusting school good and make it into some kind of gross smoothie in a bag.

Holy shit mike that looks like a good school smoothie!!

by Kid from middle school April 11, 2019