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sample sneaker

When a sneaker company (ex. Adidas) makes a sneaker, but does not release it.
Cooper:"sample sneakers are custom sneakers made by random people."
Me:"No u fucking idiot. It's a brands unreleased sneaker."
by Mikey189 July 15, 2017
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Sample Squatters

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.
Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."
by parallel_master September 25, 2017
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stapler

When having sex you put the girls legs above your head and stick your dick into her mouth and start humping
He started to stapler her
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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smaller creators

Multi-million or -billion dollar corporations and celebrities. Not ordinary people.
From @TeamYouTube on Twitter:

"To reduce targeted dislike attacks & their impact on creators (esp on smaller creators), you’ll no longer see a public dislike count on YouTube starting today (the dislike button is staying)."

R.I.P. YouTube Dislike Button (2010-2021)
by kjoshua November 10, 2021
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Crack Sample

Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!
Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!

CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!

Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!

Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!

Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!

Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!
by The Shimmy Sham January 23, 2013
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Ryan Sample

The biggest fucking idiot licks dick and likes dick in his ass
by Kayden Petry October 30, 2019
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Slap your smallest friend day!

On 14th November you get to slap your smallest friend
Slap your smallest friend day!
On November 14th, you are allowed to slap your small friend

e.g:
Tall friend: hey guess what!
Small friend: what??
Tall friend:it’s November 14th!
Small friend: oh god please no
by Thisismytallfriendsbdaypresent November 9, 2019
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