Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.

When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.

by EasyE August 27, 2022

Slurpy

Alternate word for a slutty woman

Them girls over there are slurpy af. They're thirsting for attention.

by JSnow83 January 23, 2017

Slurpie

Slurpie (verb)

When Ben slobs on Natalie’s pootang

Natalie: Damn I could really go for some slurpie rn
Ben: 👀👀
Natalie: 👁👁
Ben:👅💦💦

by Jejuwucysuwjebxjic June 2, 2018

Slurpy

When you suck on a pu**y super hard and it makes a slurp sound.

Girl: Can you give me a slurpy plz?
Guy: Why?
Girl: Cause I'm horny.
Guy: OK!!

by Pseudonym Kitty May 15, 2018

slurpy dough

What you find under a fat person's neck.

When grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.

by Mooman123 August 4, 2017

Slurpy

The act of putting ones mouth on their partners genitals and loudly exclaiming "Slurp" while sucking on them.

"I just gave my girl a wild slurpy"

by DracoMems June 29, 2019

Slurpie

Slurpie

A stupid basic ass convenience store worthy of a person./ Peoples
Basically just begging to kiss your ass and tell you anything you want to hear....
Yeaaaaa. Loser. Slurpie it up.
You fake ass slurpie

by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023