Fudge Slammer

Someone who is both extremely violent and homosexual.

"Man, could you sleep at all last night? That guy next door is such a fudge slammer!"

by zangor March 3, 2009

slippery shit slide slammer

using ones backyard slip in slide, for a shitty slippin ass slammin good time!

when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....

by gillieman69 December 10, 2009

granny slammer

A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.

A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"

by Liberty Valence, PhD April 23, 2009

Slompa

1. A female who can't resist the cock.

2. A slut or a ho

"Dude, Jenny is such a slompa"

"We need to go find some slompas at the bar tonight"

by t-14 January 15, 2009

alabama slammer

1. Southern answer to the Long Island Iced Tea. Typically includes Amaretto Almond Liqueur, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice, Sweet and Sour Mix. Has been known to be spiked with 151 Rum, Wild Turkey, or Moonshine.

2. College girl who consumed such a beverage at a party and provided a good time for all.

1. Bartender, make me an Alabama Slammer.

2. Last night I had my way with an Alabama Slammer.

by Adam January 5, 2005

slomming

sticking leeches on myself.

Yo wanna go slomming tonight?

by Mr. LRG December 11, 2006

Slomo

Sometimes referred to a member of the famous 3/5. Rather large individual with slower than normal responses. Has a sensitive side that does not like to be made fun of. But is a good sport.

Josh is a slomo

by Inspectors in charge March 25, 2013