shazzed

past tense verb.

the act of shitting and jizzing at the same time. Happens at the end of a Blumpkin, or when you witness something so amazing it blows your mind so bad you lose control over your bodily functions.

Dude, that was so amazing I actually just shazzed myself.

by Adoniram Jethro May 11, 2010

scazza

Italian slang that can be non-literally translated to: "It's the life...is cruel...isn't it?".
Often is used when someone does something hurting or annoying to another people, after giving him large pre-warning of where his actions would take him.

"Don't do that boy..."
"I Say DON'T DO THAT boy"
"Ok, you've done it"...BANG! BANG!
"Scazza" (while looking at his flat laying body...

by Erebus July 17, 2004

Slazed

so sleepy that you feel stoned, everything is funny and your short term memory is out the door. red-eyes and slow talking, zombie like kicks. Could also be spelled "slayzed".

i was so slazed after work i locked my keys in my car, but then forgot where my car was.

by Miyags August 3, 2007

Sazzed

Being Sazzed is much like being owned, merked or punked

It originates from an in joke between mates about a female we know called Saz who is often mistaken for Ron Jeremy

Man 1: "OMFG did you just see that guy get beaten up by a girl?"

Man2: "Yeah mate, he just got proper Sazzed"

by Granty R October 16, 2007

shazzbot

A total out-burst of exitment

A: We won our baseball game.
B: SHAZZBOT!!!

by HellBurner.inc July 2, 2005

shlazzy

adj: cool, cute, hot, sexy, awesome or something you like

that shirts shlazzy. daaaayum hes shlazzy.

by shlazzy girly January 13, 2009

Shazzizzle

Another word for cool, hip, and the popular. If you don't know this word, you are either not smart enough, or you're too smart for the wrong reasons.

Dude, this party is so shazzizzle!

by ezrigirl May 26, 2016