To perform an illegal and dangerous act of taxiing vehicles, past-time/sport/activity originating from the city of Chicago.
It is performed by being hidden from sight at a stop sign and as a vehicle starts to take off, while ducking down below the back window, one runs up behind the vehicle and takes hold of it's rear bumper, squats down and skiis to or near their destination, where they release the bumper and walk or grab the next taxi. You wait until the vehicle starts to take off so that the vehicle can gain momentum and not be weighed down at the start.
A master skeetcher is one who has never been spotted or noticed by the driver or passengers until parting from the vehicle. They can take hold of the bumper without sound or movement on the vehicle and never fall off or get hung up on a bumper. They are light, but firm on their feet and can own the same pair of shoes for years, without wearing the soles down. They also have saved one or many of their friends from injury caused by losing grip of a bumper and can switch places without fear of losing grip him/herself.
It is performed by being hidden from sight at a stop sign and as a vehicle starts to take off, while ducking down below the back window, one runs up behind the vehicle and takes hold of it's rear bumper, squats down and skiis to or near their destination, where they release the bumper and walk or grab the next taxi. You wait until the vehicle starts to take off so that the vehicle can gain momentum and not be weighed down at the start.
A master skeetcher is one who has never been spotted or noticed by the driver or passengers until parting from the vehicle. They can take hold of the bumper without sound or movement on the vehicle and never fall off or get hung up on a bumper. They are light, but firm on their feet and can own the same pair of shoes for years, without wearing the soles down. They also have saved one or many of their friends from injury caused by losing grip of a bumper and can switch places without fear of losing grip him/herself.
Plenty of kids were injured over the years by assholes who intentionally fishtailed toward poles and signs while kids were skeetching their rear bumpers.
It was a fun thing for us to do through the 70s and 80s and I feel for the kids who can't play like we did, due to the rising population of sadistic individuals, who hide behind the mask that they're something tough, because they're angry they weren't sexually abused a by family members while growing up.
It was a fun thing for us to do through the 70s and 80s and I feel for the kids who can't play like we did, due to the rising population of sadistic individuals, who hide behind the mask that they're something tough, because they're angry they weren't sexually abused a by family members while growing up.
by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010
Get the skeetch mug.A car, van, bus, or otherwise four-wheeled vehicle that is decidedly sketchy. These tend to be found in parking lots at night, off in that one far corner in the dark. If you can't walk by it without getting the feeling some strung out tweeker is about to jump out of it and attack you, it's not a true sketchmobile.
A dirty, old Winnebago stationed next to a park at night, under a tree, with little flashes of light and coughing noises coming from the inside.
"Look! It's the sketchmobile!"
"Look! It's the sketchmobile!"
by Dayraven June 15, 2006
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n. A combination of the words sketchy and Frankenstein. A name for someone who exemplifies all that is sketchy and strange. A sketchenstein combines the shifty/shady awkwardness of a creeper with the unnatural shuffling and terrible complexion of the undead. Sketchensteins can commonly be encountered working the late night shift at your local fast-food restaurants.
Guy 1: "Look at that creeper behind the counter! Looks like hes been trippin' for a few months straight!"
Guy 2: "See the way he kinda shuffles around? That's a sketchenstein for sure"
Guy 2: "See the way he kinda shuffles around? That's a sketchenstein for sure"
by DougHanson February 26, 2010
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imagining cops behind every corner,
that she wound up in the psychiatric ward.
imagining cops behind every corner,
that she wound up in the psychiatric ward.
by Jeff_Relf September 22, 2005
Get the sketching mug.After the consumption of at least (2 1/2) Pills of Ecstacy (or any upper abused accordingly) a sketch walk can occur. During this walk, you must talk to and make uncomfortable at least (1) person you see on the street or working retail. Additionally, during the early sketch walks the person would notice something was amiss with the people he was conversing with (us) as they were visably on DRUGS.
by Paulocaust October 2, 2005
Get the sketch walk mug.Sketchasaurus describes extreme situations exhibiting gross combinations of gnarly, risky, and scary things all in a "sketchy"-like manner.
The word is modeled after the tyranasaurus, the gnarly savage from jurassic park who tore shit up, ate people, and didn't give a fudge.
The word is modeled after the tyranasaurus, the gnarly savage from jurassic park who tore shit up, ate people, and didn't give a fudge.
"yo son what it is"
"nothin OG, just watching that aids-monkey and my girlfriend making out. its one of my many fetishes."
"Oh snap look what they're doing now, that's sketchasaurus."
"I guess you're right, I'll just have to triple-bag it when i get home tonight."
"nothin OG, just watching that aids-monkey and my girlfriend making out. its one of my many fetishes."
"Oh snap look what they're doing now, that's sketchasaurus."
"I guess you're right, I'll just have to triple-bag it when i get home tonight."
by Michael Lam August 5, 2006
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