skemetic

noun - A diagram so insanely stupid that it causes one to vomit profusely.

also

noun - An idiotic plan hatched by a skemer.

1) "Did you see the fire evacutation skemetic for our school?"

2) Q: "Did you hear about Josh's bizarre skemetic?"
A: "Yeah! What a foo'skemer!"

by hiverne November 11, 2006

Scemo

A combination of "scene" and "emo". While scene kids are just acting emo because it is "cool", true emo kids have issues... or at least they act like they do. Scemo kids have a tendency to act emo when it is convenient, and become outrageously happy and preppy whenever they feel like it. Most scemos are very social. Some people have described these individuals as slightly bipolar.

"That scemo kid was just crying during Dashboard's set, but now he's over there laughing with his girlfriend."

by coveredinbees219 July 20, 2008

SHEMOM

A SHEMOM IS EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING. IT IS A PERSON PLACE OR THING. PEOPLE CAN BE BAD SHEMOMS OR GOOD SHEMOMS BUT IT IS ALSO A NOUN ADVERB ADJECTIVE AND SO MUCH MORE IT IS NOTHING BUT IT IS ALSO SOMETHING. SHEMOMS RULE THE WORLD. IT MAY ALSO BE USED AS AN EXCLAMATION WHEN HAPPY SAD MAD OR ANY OTHER EMOTION.

"YOU ARE A TRUE SHEMOM"
"HOLY SHEMOMS"

by bellrick March 1, 2013

skeeoch

a girl so skanky that she cant just qualify as either a skank a hoe or a bitch. shes so nasty she has to be all three. skeeoch- skanky hoe biyatch!!!!

she screwwd trevon, reashon, and dayqwan all in 1 day. dat nasty ass skeeoch!!!!

by 24karat gold October 8, 2005

Seemore

Refers the an instance where your Facebook post has greater length than will appear in the news feed, and results in the blue texted tag "see more".

To run on too long, over explain, divulge too much, bore your "friends" to tears with excess information.

I had so much to say in my status that I seemored four times yesterday.

by SpaasCadet March 20, 2011

SKEEO

A golddigger dat looks like a flawless dime piece, but really ain't got a dime.

Toast: Damn! shawty looks good.
Tyrone: Be careful, she a SKEEO

by Tosin January 13, 2007

semon

The shit that comes out of your dick when sexually aroused by other women.

He put his semon on my pussy

by IILunaticGamerII December 4, 2016