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Simmons

A man who is Dutch Irish nerdy and wishes his Sargent was his dad and will usually will ask "You ever wonder why were here?"
Shut it Simmons! Simmons you are such a kiss ass.
by Nothing Airing November 10, 2021
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simmons zhu

A kingly name that’s meant to achieve extraordinary success that most people dream of.
First name is Originated from UK while the last name is originated from China.
Zhu was the same last name of the Emperor of Ming Dynasty which ruled China from 1368 to 1644 A.D.
Here you are. Number 1 on the chart just like the legendary Simmons Zhu.
by Ching Chong 123 November 23, 2021
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Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table
Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic
by Anelly221 January 10, 2022
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Simmons

A “Simmons” is a Scrooge-like individual, carrying many qualities that range from the following: being a little bitch, virgin, loud/obnoxious, ugly, and a strong reiteration on the bitch quality. To be called a Simmons is one of the most vial, disgusting, panic inducing, gut wrenching, heart breaking, hate crime a person can commit. Please, soon to be fathers and mothers, Do NOT raise your child into being a Simmons.
“That guy was so weird, what a Simmons!”
Look at that guy! I bet he’s a Simmons for sure”
Hey You! Nice middle part…SIMMONS!”
by JellySplat October 23, 2023
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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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