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eric simmons

You are being an eric simmons right know.
by bobdenero February 15, 2018
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Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp
person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”
by anonymous August 29, 2021
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Jolie simmons

Beautiful as fuck when you see part of her body you want her more make you want to jerk off am taking about Jolie in 7 grade
by anonymous February 22, 2022
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daquell simmons

I answer to Daquell Simmons
by Dah.q.will November 24, 2021
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Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
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Payton Simmons

a thot. she thinks everyone wants to be like her and thinks she is a queen, but no one likes her.
Also, a pornstar. Kinda fitting.
Person 1: Do you see that? That girl just got mad at someone for having the same shoes as her.
Person 2: Ugh, she's such a Payton Simmons.
by anna_oop69 October 8, 2019
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megan simmons

The best girl in the world you can not forget about her she is good in every way. Perfect good at sports quirky and loves saying YEET
by MLS YEET April 19, 2018
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