shimpact

To shit on impact , When a person dies from falling or being struck by something they shit at the instant of impact and death.

Did you hear the shimpact after that dude got hit by a car

by Cory B666 February 11, 2008

Shumpy - adj

Short and dumpy

I'd really love to be able to wear all of these new cute dresses but I'm too shumpy - adj. I look like a fireplug in a dress.

by shortykelly January 15, 2014

Shampadarph

Shampadarph (alt. champadarph) noun - A field of mathematical study, like calculus, that is mean to improve upon the basic quality of life. It was created to open the doorway for anyone to come up with their own mathematical system. Shampadarph, specifically, includes two new operations, the darph and the shamp. This system is sure to change the way math is taught in our earthly society.

Note: Also spelled

Student 1: Have you done your shampadarph homework yet?
Student 2: No, I don't understand how to darph the numbers and the TA's office hours aren't until tomorrow
Student 1: At this rate I will never finish trading shamps and marps!
Student 2: Good luck dude...

by NewMath September 13, 2016

Slumpadinks

The comfy clothes that you wear around the house. You look forward to putting them on at the end of the day. They have an elastic waistband. They’re cosy, but practical. You wouldn’t particularly want anyone to see you in them. They possibly have a bleach stain on them or maybe a tiny hole. Mismatched and old.

I can’t wait to get home and put on my slumpadinks

by FruddyLovely February 14, 2019

shumplump

A blonde hair, blue eyed, tall grade eight student who also stole Christmas and is never giving it back

The nerds like to call me shumplump

by Joje and shangrinch September 28, 2019

sumpadumpadumpadee

a sumpadumpadumpadee is a big person who says momma caboma my big old banana

my friend is a sumpadumpadumpadee.

by epedety November 4, 2020

shumpt

When you take a shit and cum at the same time

Indeed, I have shumpt myself...

by KenaiCanoe_ December 31, 2020