Sounding the alarm

When you're about to do anal with someone and you slap your dick imbetween their ass cheeks creating an alarm type noise to notify your partner, you're about to enter their rectum. Can be enhanced by shouting 'bombs away!' Or by screaming like a gibbon

Tyler: "Dude, did you do anal with her?"
Tristan: "Yes but I was sounding the alarm, so all us fine, as she was prepared."
Tyler: "Indubitably...."

by Simmypoo December 26, 2024

Sounding the Alarm

The act of Sounding (putting a metal rod down your urethra). Except, your orgasm is too much, or too strong. So you moan so loud you set off the Richter scale.

Person 1: I'm inserting the metal rod
Person 2: Okay baby, but be quiet. I don't want the neighbors to hear like last time.
Person 1: "Inserts metal rod"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: Oh fuck, your so loud. Stop sounding the alarm!

by Slapshott January 24, 2026

Sounding

When they insert a metal rod into your dih, to examine it, but it actually causes insane orgasms

Sounding will make you cum a lot so don't try it at home!

by Bluetext6572 March 5, 2026

Shoulding

The act of pelting someone with unsolicited "you should" advice, as if you've cracked the code to their life's success.

Symptoms of being shoulded on include: forced smiling, nodding while mentally drafting your resignation from the conversation, and the overwhelming urge to reply "wow, never thought of that."

Deep and Jen compared notes after the conference and realized the person had been shoulding on both of them.

"Deep, you should really know who's using your product." said someone who has never built a product.
"Jen, you should be writing more content for your website." said someone whose last blog post was in 2019.

by kiwiupover December 9, 2025

liquid sounding

The action where liquid, specifically cum is blown into the male urethra.

Hey baby I want to take the next step. Let's try liquid sounding.

by Littlebeans99 October 15, 2022

Chinese sounding trap

The same premise as a Chinese finger trap, except you use a sounding rod in 2 penises to secure them

Nicholas and Critter took their relationship to the next level and got their dongs caught in a Chinese sounding trap

by lebreezer May 24, 2023

The Sounding of Music

When you jam a violin bow down your urethra and take a piss.

Bro 1: “hey man are you alright?”
Bro 2: “nah man I heard the Sounding of Music last night”
Bro 3: “isn’t that a musical?”
Bro 2: “in some ways”

by Monkey Shagger August 3, 2024