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Shortstop

The optional step between second and third base involving serious videochatting.
Chet: Dude, I heard you got to shortstop with Veronica.
Bret: Yeah we videochatted allllllll night.
by ScrubClub5 August 11, 2010
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the shortest word

What word get shorter when you put 2 letters on the end? Short. The shortest word
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shirtposting

A form of shitposting where one posts a selfie of oneself in a fandom-related t-shirt, but is actually trying to show off their body or otherwise is acting like a thot
Did you see all the shirtposting in the Sonic The Hedgehog group? A bunch of thots if you ask me, some of them weren't even wearing pants!
by IllumantiW March 18, 2019
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shortstoppin

houstons slang for stackin bread
im out here grindin shortstoppin
by terriffic June 11, 2006
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shortstop

This term is used to describe any single woman who is deemed capable of forming a sexual bond (long or short term).
Young man arriving at bar: "Yo, are there any good shortstops available?"

Young man already at bar: "Nah, just a couple of Alex Cora's and a Bobby Crosby."
by Theo Epstein April 20, 2004
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shitpost

Publishing racially, culturally, or otherwise intentionally harmful material regardless of a person's race, ethnicity, or any other protected class.
Don't shitpost on social media.
by Define handle at symbol 2725 August 25, 2021
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shitpost status

Jim: At least one of these shitpost status videos always pop up in my home page, what's up with all of them having the same title?

Harry: They're basically youtube poop, you boomer.

Jim: Darn I feel old.
by tropical potatoes January 9, 2021
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