shlock

Insult for a person who shows a lack of concern for problems.

People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.

He doesn't care about the desperate at all, that fucking shlock!

by paulnicholson August 10, 2008

shlocked

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock

She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.

by snownook September 27, 2006

shlocky

a clever and lucky person,e.g. sheisty and lucky=shlocky

a devious punk tryna jack somone using a banana instead of a gun in their pocket, das real cleva and lucky

by Emanuel November 25, 2003

Sloak

v. To be inconspicuous; to move in a sneaking or creeping way

n. a type of person, interchangeable with the word "creeper"

Man: "So then, I sloaked behind the child's dresser before searching through their underwear drawer and making off with a pair of polka-dotted panties--"

Woman: "Wow, you're such a sloak."

by Billybobpeter March 22, 2009

shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

Shloky

Describing work to that has no value.

from the Yiddish word "Shlok"

"sloppy for sloppy"

I wish the designers did not keep such Shloky records in our accounting program.

by moopsterG March 6, 2013

Shloaby

A rather large penis with a hefty bell and a muckle shaft, released a hefty load.

Geraldine: John, your dicks tiny, go grow a shloaby like Harold!

John: Well fuck you Geraldine, I will batter you ya spooky bitch.

Harold: Aye, you heard from Geraldine herself I have a shloaby and you don't ya prick.

John: Fuck you Harold.

Harold: Say that to my 15inch shloaby. Dickend.

by Scoitchy January 20, 2014