shitenfreude

Feeling pleasure when leaving a washroom and you see someone going into the stall you just used.

Dave felt shitenfreude when he saw his annoying coworker enter the stall that he just dumped two pounds of Mexican buffet into.

by jds2001 September 4, 2016

Shirlena

Shirlena is a really pretty person. She is the loyalist friend you could ever have.
She will stay with you until the very end.
Once she opens up she's really kind and sweet. It's fun being around Shirlena. She can be really calm too.She's very humble and generous. So don't turn your back on her!

Student #1: Hey that girl's really nice.
Student #2: oh really?
Student #1: yeah she's totally a Shirlena!

by Bingsu December 11, 2016

shitlandia

Shitlandia is a term used for a place inherently useless

Bob: ugh this place is “shitlandia”
Karen: ikr

by Smokemaster45 November 27, 2019

Shitentary

(n.) - the remains at the bottom of the toilet when the last flush was less than effective to exit the prior shit. Sufficient shit remnants to require a second flush.
(adj.) - describing a lifestyle that revolves around the timing of one’s bowel movements.

I asked my wife to stop eating so much salad due to the rings in the toilet from shitentary settlement.
My shitentary lifestyle requires me to work from home most days.

by SevenRoadie March 9, 2020

Shittens

Disposible wet wipe mittens.

Hand me the shittens I have to go poop.

by Sallykelso March 19, 2020

SHITLESS MIND FUCK

When you scare the police so seriously that the only thing they can do for guaranteed survival is kneel and pray.

The NIGGER WRATH was so bad a SHITLESS MIND FUCK happened to that dedicated officer.

by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER March 31, 2021

Shitment

Receiving an ordered item that vastly does not meet expectations. An item of poor quality despite professional ( or misleading) photos in the ad.

My Rolex from Thailand isn't quite the quality I expected from the company. This is the second shitment I received this week.

by letterman7 January 2, 2022