Shelf Material

An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.

Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.

"Damn our new coworker is hot."
"Yeah, that's some prime shelf material right there."

Shelf Material by mell0drama September 8, 2016

shelf boobs 

perky boobs that don’t hang, aka a shelf

“Wow! What kind of bra does she have on?” “oh she just has shelf boobs. they’re just like that they don’t hang. they’re perky.”

shelf boobs by jana73848262673&4 January 30, 2018

Shelf it!

Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison

Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!

Shelf it! by smokeajoint 42069 May 1, 2020

shelf_bunny

an awkward discord light mode type whore

isn’t stacy such a shelf_bunny
yeah she totally is

shelf_bunny by saltLampbitch August 29, 2021

Shelf On The Elf 

The Wrong Way To Say Elf On The SHelf

The Girl Sead Shelf On The Elf Instead OF Shelf On The Elf

Shelf On The Elf by HighClassChampion April 29, 2022

shelf is so cool 

Used when describing the app Shelf

"Have you installed Shelf"
"Yeah, Shelf is so cool"

shelf is so cool by tttaaaarr July 26, 2023

shelf turd 

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.

Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something

shelf turd by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023