The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.
by Paul July 6, 2004
Get the slappy dave mug.Yes, I am sappy but I hope you have fun on your trip. (happy this person is going on their trip, but sad because youll miss them)
by Marc May 28, 2004
Get the sappy mug.I was walkin down the street and seen my homie. I walked up to him and said " O shit son, whats good...show me some love where my slappy dappys at?"
by niggles_607 May 2, 2010
Get the slappy dappys mug.The act of slapping a bitch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one's penis. Optimally, a Wappy Slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.
Man, you should have the mark that Wappy Slappy left on Jane's face last night. It looked like she had a picture of Papa Smurf tattooed on her chin!
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Get the Wappy Slappy mug.by Light Joker December 9, 2005
Get the sappy mug.The extreme pain due to a high-velocity impact between the male scrotum and the inner thigh flab. This usually occurs when playing intense sports such as ping-pong, or doing jumping jacks. The resulting sound is a high-pitched, incredibly loud slapping noise.
by SlappyJoesHurt December 30, 2011
Get the Slappy Joe mug.The act of slapping your cuckold boyfriend at his birthday party and calling him stupid in front of everyone.Usually ends with a reconciliation cum kiss
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