Midnight Shopping

When a person goes to old, abandoned houses at night and finds antiques or other items and takes them home as av"souvenir ".

Look at this amazing antique record player my friend, Paul, found when he was out midnight shopping.

by Weird Gonzo May 13, 2022

The Sink Could Be Shipping

from popularmmos, gamingwithjen's (jen) famous quote from titanic bloopers

Jen: "Wait! We should go back! Cal and my mom should know!"
Pat: "What if they go after me?"
Jen: "The Sink Could Be Shipping!"

(laughter)

by katarashii August 3, 2021

slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015

shopping cart hockey

wreckless people that go in the parking lot of stores with shopping carts and push the carts with their vehicles into a side of the parking lot designated as the goal, it is illegal, but fun

I wrecked my moped playing shopping cart hockey when I hit the moving cart head on.

by Jarred Schwarz September 1, 2006

women be shopping

a phrase used to describe the strange/abnormal/inexplicable things women sometimes do.

Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.

Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.

by crazycyrax February 20, 2009

Outlet Shopping

When your cell phone, iPod or computer battery is just about to die, and you are engaged in a frantic hunt for an electrical socket to plug it into at an airport, you're "outlet shopping".

"Man, my phone gave up the ghost at LaGuardia, and I was outlet shopping for 15 minutes 'cos none of these geeks would let me plug in..."

by Uncle Des June 27, 2009

pastry shopping

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.

Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!

by HassK December 9, 2008