An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.
My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.
by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019
Get the Serial ProcrastaNappermug. A term that has become popularized by the outrageous and repeatedly mendacious behavior of Congressman George Santos.
Well yes, I most certainly do realize that my mythomaniacal son is a lifelong serial fabulist but that doesn’t mean I should leave him to the bloodthirsty butt sharks circling him in jail, so I did what any parent would do, I paid his bail, OK?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2023
Get the serial fabulistmug. Cause: Serial friender is a condition attained by long exposure to myspace.
Effect: Effects can range from mild to severe, with the ultimate result being that the individual roams around social media profiles and pictures, adding every clickable name they see as their friend.
Effect: Effects can range from mild to severe, with the ultimate result being that the individual roams around social media profiles and pictures, adding every clickable name they see as their friend.
by dedsdidgdn April 28, 2010
Get the Serial Friendermug. Suzanne: Let's go shopping today, Amber.
Amber: No. We went shopping the last five days. I am worried that you are a serial shopper.
Amber: No. We went shopping the last five days. I am worried that you are a serial shopper.
by beewick November 15, 2011
Get the serial shoppermug. The guy tasked with the difficult and tedious deed of pressing the "keep out" button over and over again when someone posts their definition 50 times.
by ManMan36 May 20, 2016
Get the serial rejectormug. Someone who participates in sexting without the intention of meeting up in the future, but still wants to sext.
Johnny always wants pictures but never wants to hook up. I want sex, he wants sexts. I think he may be a serial sexter.
by SmockeyTaki March 26, 2023
Get the Serial Sextermug. Name given to a citizen of Murphysboro, IL. This man is described as a bald man drinking a beer with a green shirt who keeps throwing nails into intersections so people can drive through them and get flats. This takes place in the area of N. 20th St and then causes controversy on thr local crime watch page.
by Homeslice05 April 23, 2019
Get the Serial Nailermug.