Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.

"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"

by Elk e summer September 20, 2011

septic nuggets

A smooth, sometimes bumpy, textured chocolate colored nugget sized substance found within the septic waste tank. Caused by the formation of dispersed miniature fecal matter released from what is known as the anal gland.

I would love to find myself a bunch of scrumptious septic nuggets in your septic tank. Maybe we should pitch this idea to Mc' Donnald's.

by Mc' Nuggin' it December 4, 2015

septic mound

The sexual act of taking a shit on your girlfriend/boyfriends chest. Same as hot carl.

I just laid a septic mound on susans chest.

by Septic mound October 21, 2017

Sepikachu

When a pikachu mascot commits seppeku.

“Yo i was in japan and i saw someone commit sepikachu.”

by MrTails November 21, 2017

SEPTIC juice

SEPTIC juice trash dumpster tank ho whore skank slut

She is worse than trash. She is SEPTIC juice.

by allthingzpossible November 19, 2018

septi sexual

Having sexual feelings for anything with 7 or more limbs

I am a septi sexual octopus

by Epic17x January 11, 2019

septicpie

Septicpie is the ship name for Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie however this ship name may be common but Septiplier is seen and heard of more commonly

Fan:I DEFINETLY ship Septiplier
Other Fan:NO!Septicpie is WAY better!!!

by NygmobblepotShipper May 7, 2020