scuttle

The art of 'poking' a bird.

See sweet love

Alright lads, I scuttled that fat beeatch Leanne last night, she stank.

by Dave Henderson April 14, 2003

Scuttle

To bail out of a bad situation before things get even worse. From the dictionary definition to sink one's own ship.

"That ugly chick you were being nice to thinks you want her. You better go over there and scuttle now before you get too drunk to know better."

by TronX January 16, 2008

scuttsville

The place where scutters live/come from!

Thats scabby disgusting place where those scutters live is a right scuttsville.

by Andrew Maltby July 17, 2004

scutterbullet

the type of scuttery shit that near goes through the base of the toilet bowl and leaves a snail trail down the side.

eddie had a feed of bulmers pair and was scutterbulletin the whole day afterwards

by gutteryballs February 3, 2010

Scuttle muffin

Obtaining sexual pleasure from sitting on ones face.

Cortnie scuttle muffin jacks face.

by Emily Bean September 14, 2014

scuttlehead

A racist slur when you don't know quite what race you're actually angry about, but you know that they're definitely to blame for everything wrong with society.

The thing that's wrong with this country is there's too many damn scuttleheads running around!

-Norm Macdonald quoting and angry racist taxi driver (RIP Norm)

by Assman Manass May 30, 2022

Let's cut to commercial

To promptly end an ridiculous conversation and, or quickly move into another topic in the middle of a conversation.

Let’s take a selfie, with a great white shark. Okay, let's cut to commercial.

by Devilcorpsdoc January 30, 2015