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man that shit is screwed!
by HUNNEY BUNN May 31, 2002
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Screwed, blewed and tattooed

Originally a term used by sailors, marines, etc. when describing a night of significant debauchery on shore leave during which they had intercourse (screwed), oral sex (blewed - being the past tense of blown as in "blow job") and got a tattoo. Later used more broadly to refer to getting so drunk that you participated in all possible forms of debauchery and may or may not remember it all.
Man, I was so fucked up last night - I was screwed, blewed and tattooed!
by wasteboy September 6, 2011
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Screwged

When the ghosts of gamings past come back to haunt you and make you perform an action you didn't mean to pressing a button that does one thing in one game but something completely different in another.
Justin: Dude, why do you keep vaulting into combat? Take over!

Jonathan: I'm sorry! 'Horizon' really screwged me. I'm used to Circle being crouch.
by Binaoryp December 3, 2020
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Screwed

I am always screwed
by Le poopity scoops May 14, 2021
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Screwed, Blewed and tattooed

To get paid, to spend one's pay recklessly, and get tattooed. Paid, clipped and tattooed. Sailors.

The Slang Dictionary - John Hotten - 1913
-Screw: salary, or wages.
-Blue, or BLEW: to pawn or pledge. Actually to get rid of.
-Blew, or BLOW: to lose or spend money.
-Blewed, a man who has lost or spent all his money is said to have BLEWED it.

-Blewed, got rid of, disposed of, spent.

A Dictionary of Slang, Jargon & Cant - Albert Barrère 1889
- Screw: salary, wages. Implies... effort by employer to diminish the rate, or employee to enforce payment of, the salary, which has to be screwed out.
-Blew, or blue: to waste to spend, to dissipate. "I blew a bob (I wasted a shilling)," To spend or lose one's money in gambling or betting.
-Blewed: spent, disposed of. Lost or been robbed of. Primarily, to put, to spend. German blauen, which suggests blue, and not to blow, as original. Ins blaue hinein (away into the blue), vanished, gone; the French passe au bleu has the same signification. Faire passer au bleu, to suppress, dissipate, spend, squander, appropriate. An allusion to a distant, undefined place in the blue above.
-Blue, blew:To spend or lose one’s money at gambling. To waste money generally. Varied to blew, from the phrase "blown in," which refers to money that has been spent, as in the phrase, "I’blewed’ all my tin." For a another variation see BLEWED.
-Blue the screw, (popular), to spend one’s salary

To blew one's pay means to ruin it or wreck it.
John Jones is back on board because he's got no money left. He got screwed, blewed and tattooed, but he's got no regrets.
by Z.W. Wolf July 3, 2021
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Screwed off the top like bottle caps

A Bahariterran way of calling someone or something crazy.
My aunt from Bahariterra is screwed off the top like bottle caps
by Island Brooio June 17, 2022
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Big time screwed

When your mother or BFF knowingly and deceptively invites her non inappropriate friends over when you’re going through some shit and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones... she may as well have bent me over
by Screwed big time May 22, 2020
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